Posts in "The Onion"

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By Mikayla Hall at 7:04PM

Mexico, Drugs and The Onion

While Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and President Obama debate over whether or not Mexico is starting to resemble Colombia 20 years ago (when drug traffickers controlled portions of the country), Mexico commemorated its bicentennial. But what should be a time of long-awaited celebration for the nation is also a sobering reflection on a wave of drug related violence.

In light of the lessened festivitiesThe Onion's latest article "Mexico Killed in Drug Deal" may be a more gruesome and exaggerated version of Mexico's reality:

In the latest incident of drug-related violence to hit the country, all 111 million citizens of Mexico were killed Monday during a shoot-out between rival drug cartels.

According to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, the violence was sparked by a botched drug deal involving an estimated 20 kilograms of marijuana, a dispute that led low-level members of the Sinaloa cartel to open fire on local dealers in Culiacán. Within seconds, the gunfire had spread to Chihuahua, Michoacán, Yucatán, and, minutes later, the other 27 Mexican states, leaving every person in Mexico dead.

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By George Edwards at 5:54AM

Flag Linked To 143 Million Deaths!

Who knew that a seemingly harmless object could be correlated to so much death?

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By Matt Cockerill at 5:27AM

"Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands of Times Before Killing Her."

I'm guessing most of you disdain the mainstream media for many reasons, including its tendency towards sensationalism. If so, you'll enjoy this satire piece. Done as only The Onion can do it, it doesn't sound too much different than the sort of "stories" you hear on 20/20. (NB- some adult humor)

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By Luke Walker at 9:58PM

Mainstream Economics

This clip from The Onion in 2008 really sounds like any mainstream media conversation about the economy. 

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By Jeffrey Hubbard at 6:21AM

The Onion Never Forgets

The world is hilarious if you look in the right places, and The Onion happens to be one of those places...


Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

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By Bonnie Kristian at 5:39PM

US To Trade Gold for Cash at Cash4Gold

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By Jeffrey Hubbard at 7:14PM

Not Change

The Onion encapsulates the Obama Administration:

Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of 'Change' To 'Relatively Minor Readjustments In Certain Favorable Policy Areas'

WASHINGTON—In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration's message of "Change" has been modified to the somewhat more restrained slogan "Relatively Minor Readjustments in Certain Favorable Policy Areas." "Today, America

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By Matt Vavaro at 5:14AM
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By Bonnie Kristian at 4:15PM

Classified

The Onion has put out this video mocking the secretive nature with which the government steals our freedoms.  Almost more interesting than the video itself, though, are some of the comments on this Youtube posting of it: a least a quarter of the comments are firmly convinced that it's quite real.
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By Bonnie Kristian at 5:15PM

The First 100 Days...

...are apparently almost over, actually.  But don't worry, The Onion has been keeping track of things for us.
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