10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings.

9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal.

8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be
able to talk Iran out of nukes.

7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

6. Obviously no president would have been able to accomplish it.

5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want
the Olympics.

4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost," it's about the
number of Olympics "saved" or "created."

3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee.

2. Because the IOC is racist.

And the number one reason Chicago didn't get to host the 2016 Summer Olympic games is...

1. It's George W. Bush's fault!