A family flying out of Hawaii has decided to dress up in their bikinis in order to get through security without being sexually hara....er....security-ized. 

A snippet:

Notes taped to their skin read, "People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security, deserve neither, and will lose both - Ben Franklin"; "My mommy says Don't talk to strangers, and certainly, don't let anyone fondle me"; and "Didn't the Catholic church get into trouble for this?".

Well, at least this is only the first time this has happened...right?

Er...nevermind.