Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

Apr 4, 2009 at 12:10 AM

By Matt Fay

Here is a fun little piece of satire I received this morning via email (I particularly like the made-up quote from my senator - Dick Durbin....though I believe that the name of a useless member of Congress is interchangeable depending on where the email is sent).

"Said Senator Dick Durbin (Democrat-IL), 'As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.'"

Very Harrison Bergeron-esque.

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